Tuesday, August 23, 2011

"It's the plumber. He's come to fix the sink." - Parrot

He:  Did you know our plumber moonlights as a stand-up comic?
She:  That would explain why our water tastes funny.

(Thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Tip your waitress.)


Oblivious Beast said...


What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?

Did that clown taste funny to you?

vw bug said...

*double groan*

you oPUN your mouth again and I might have to PUNish you.

Harvey said...

And I thought I was the only one who remembered old Electric Company skits.

For the unenlightened:


Roses said...

Harvey, I thought we established long ago (with purple pandas) that you and I watched all the same PBS shows as kids. ;-)

FWIW: I sometimes *still* quote "We are out of sweet rolls."