Monday, September 27, 2010


After working several hours on a Saturday morning, The Husband was interupted by the Weekend Woman who directed him to look at her butt.

"How long," she asked, "do you think this has been there?"

The Husband, against his better judgement, looked... and saw that Weekend Woman had a lollipop stuck to the seat of her pants.

"My daughter was eating that for breakfast," she explained. "I've been walking around here all morning with that stuck to my butt! You know what that makes me, right?"

The Husband offered, "Sweet cheeks?"

"A candy ass."


vw bug said...

LOL!!! I love it.

Dani said...

Lol oh the posibilities for sarcasm.