Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Too friggin' early to be this revved up

Hey Genius,
At 5:30 in the morning, even half-asleep I can tell your car isn't going to start.  Why can't you?
I think most people, after the first ten tries, would have had an epiphany.  But five minutes later, you're still cranking away at it.
What kind of sign do you need?
Did I mention that it is 5:30 in the morning?
The fact that I was able to haul my tired butt out of bed, locate you as the source of my irritation, hunt down my phone, and call the police before you picked up your cell and called for help says a whole lot about your capacity to own and operate a vehicle.

You do realize that you've given me one of those days when I'll be swearing under my breath.


Andy said...

Hopefully your co-workers read your blog this morning.

Perhaps they will step lightly in your vicinity.

Roses said...

You're very thoughtful, Andy.
However, my co-workers are the sort that if you put up a "Wet Paint" sign, they will touch it to see just how wet it is.
Likewise, if I warn them I'm snarly, they'll poke me just to see how much.


Andy said...

Bwahahahahaha...wet paint sign...

Nyuk! Hey, try to have a good day anyway.

Dani said...

Another good reason to swear (snort).

It's probably for the best that his/her car won't start. Someone that stupid should NOT be on the road.

Miss Em said...

Remember when your "snarly" to carry salt, pepper and ketchup so when take that bite out of whoever you can make it at least taste batter.


Miss Em

Miss Em said...

sorry...that should read...

"when you're taking a bite"