Thursday, December 17, 2009

Cooking the Books

Overheard at a library budget meeting:

Library Director: There was a mistake on the invoicing this month.  "New Book Purchases" reads x amount of dollars, but it should read 2x amount of dollars.

(Some muttering about the doubled expense.)

Board Member: Is there any way we could write our own books?


Nikia, May and da kids said...

Yeah, because that will be SO much cheaper = P


Thumper said...

Well, sure they could write their own books...but they might not be GOOD books...

Klaatu said...

You can write your own books. Just be sure to use the Nom De Plume
M. Bezzlement.