Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Overheard on the Fifth of July

Wandering through the grocery store on Sunday, the husband and I were exceptionally giggly. (No reason. Most likely because we were without children at the time.)

Remarked the husband to me in a low voice, "Anyone who doesn't know us would think that we started celebrating the Fourth of July yesterday and haven't stopped yet."
"Well, sure!" I replied a little too loudly and making a bottle-drinking motion with my hand. "Everyone knows you follow the Fourth of July celebration with a Fifth!"


Bob said...

You have a sixth sense of humor.

Roses said...

Bob: I see drunk people. They're everywhere. They walk around like everyone else. They don't even know that they're drunk.


The Gray Monk said...

Perhaps a case of "I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am"?

Dani said...

Groan. Bad pun bad bad pun (smacks pun with rolled up newspaper)

Roses said...

Gray Monk: Yessir, Ociffer!

Dani: You better keep that newspaper handy if you plan to hang around here.