Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Alma Grand-Mater

I had just finished taking my last exam of the semester, and as I walked across campus playing a game on my phone...
(Pausing to point out that I am a college student and I am playing games on a smartphone)
...when the wolf whistle hits me.
"Looking good, GRANDMA!"

"Hey asshole!  Speak up and quit slouching!"

...is totally what I wish I'd said.
::self five::

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