Sunday, February 07, 2016

Poll Vaulting

Me:  There's a guy writing on a clipboard up the street. Looks like there are pollsters in the neighborhood.
He:  Let's not answer the door today.
Me:  Can't we just tell them we work in the media and be done with it?
He:  I'll tell them I'm a convicted felon, and I can't vote.
Me:  Then I'll tell them I can't vote because  I'm not 18 years old yet.
He:  Is that the reason I'm a felon, then?

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