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I need your help.
I'm having trouble communicating with the foreign-language some residents of my house use.
What is the English phrase for "sliced cheese wrappers are not recyclable"?
With love, from
The translation is:"Don't put the $%#&(#%*& cheese wrappers in the recycling!!!" This must be said at top volume and followed by dumping all of said wrappers in the middle of the guilty party's bed.Seriously, In my family it is paper towel. I wind up with paper towel in the recycling tub and aluminum soda cans in the trash...go figure!
Alternate translation is "Next person who dumps this chit in the recycle bin gets to clean said bin out with their toothbrush."There are only 2 of us in this house, and one of us keeps putting stuff like that in the recycling...I really feel for the person working the recycling line who keeps getting our trash...
Does anyone speak "Andy"?Anyone?
It's a pretty limited group, Roses.
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