"Time to nut up or shut up." - Zombieland

The zombie scene Elder Son shot over the weekend required a mixture of peanut butter and food coloring to create dried, clotting, bloody scabs on his face and neck.
(He smelled delicious, actually.)

After he cleaned up, The Husband teased Elder Son, "You look different."
"Ha, yeah, I washed off my makeup."
"Ah," I sighed, "I've waited all my life to hear my teenaged son say those words."
"Nice."

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Later, I had to ask him to go rinse his makeup out of the bathroom sink.
Ba-ha-ha!