True stories... only funnier.
One last question from Younger Son as I said good night...
He: Mother, which side will you be on in the zombie apocalypse? Human or zombie?
Me: I dunno. We'll see how fast I can run.
With love, from
C'mon that's funny
The Zombies. Because, the older I get, the more I identify with them...and because it will cause him frustration!
Christie: We watched a couple classic zombie movies, and the boys were horrified that in each movie, the moms eventually turned zombie."Why the mom? Why is it always the mom?!?"I think he's hoping I won't be a cliche more than he hopes I won't be a zombie. :-)
Good answer, Mom.
I've given it serious thought. I know I'll be a zombie because I already shuffle like one in the mornings.
"Every day I'm shuffling..."
Zombie. . . Schuffle walk with the "oh S___t" sounds being made because the feet ache to the point that I don't want to step on them.Now you know that I can't run fast enough you won't have to hurry with the ax to take a whack at the head.Oh fun...it's Halloween !!!!
*update 8/9/12*I have just been informed that the horror is not from the moms turning zombie. It's because the sons usually have to "off" Mom at some point.... probably gun point. Heh.
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