Short story
Elder Son was abusing the zipper on his brand new winter coat before he left for school this morning.
"Be careful with that!" I scolded him. "That coat has to last you until you go to college!"
"Pft!" he replied. "I'm gonna outgrow it by then."
"You better not!"
"Like I can help it."
"You can stop growing if you want to. Look at me."
Look at me, he did.
He looked down at me.
I think my point was taken. So there.
2 comments:
I hear that Hollywood diet of starving yourself works well if you don't want to grow either.
Scratch that Roses. I see it only works for girls = )
May
Put a phone book on his head. That's what the old folks always threatened me with.
Sad thing is, it worked...
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