True stories... only funnier.
For the record, a cat playing with a milk cap ring in the bathroom at 4am does sound like a prowler, thankyouverymuch.
Just as well.
I needed to practice unlatching the safety lock on the pepper spray in the dark, anyway.
With love, from
I am NEVER having another nocturnal animal in my house EVER AGAIN!
I've gotten to the point where I assume every noise at night is one of the cats. Someday someone is going to break in, and be greeted with "Will you be ^&$#*@! quiet already!"
We have four cats who like to do the Kitty 500 every night at about 2am. They run down the stairs, through the livingroom, through the kitchen, down the hall, across the kids bedrooms and then go back again. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.All I can say is that I am almost deaf in one ear and I sleep on my good one so I don't have to hear the husband cursing and the kids yelling. :o)
It might be a good idea to make sure the pepper spray is pointed AWAY.When people say they wish for the pitter patter of little feet, I don't think the kitty 500 at 3:00 am is what they mean.
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