The perfect storm

1)  The Husband had a class reunion over the weekend.  He's two days short of sleep.

2)  Today, he's already left the house for one of those awful morning shifts.  So, I am on breakfast duty instead of sleeping in duty.

3)  Younger Son is sick.  He and I were up until 1am.

4)  My boss, who is the only person available to fill in for me when I am sick, is gone on an important (read: making money for the company) meeting this morning.  I *have* to go to work.

My friends, there is not enough caffeine in the world.

(Elder Son will wonder about all the zombies wandering around his house.)