Thursday, October 23, 2008

I Am Whipped Cream

I had an epiphany this morning:

On the dinner table of Life, I am whipped cream.

I am not the entree.
I am not a side dish.
I'm not even an entire dessert by myself.

You can have a full course meal without me and never notice my absence.

When I am included, there's just a little bit more fun.

I Am Whipped Cream.


tammi said...

That's flat out brilliant.

Except.....I've cut all whipped cream out of my diet and so can you come up with something else?

Maybe you can be fat free ranch dipping sauce?

Always a great addition!

Anonymous said...

LOL. The fat free ranch is NOT GOOD. Be fat free honey mustard instead. That stuff is da bomb.

Thumper said...

That must suck for anyone around you who's lactose intolerant... ;)

Mad Kane said...

Hmmm, I'm not so sure I'd like to be "whipped."

Roses said...

Tammi and Carmen just called me a dip, and Mad Kane says I'm whipped.

Not the "That's right, you're so sweet" response I thought I'd get... ::sigh::

At least for Thumper there's a lactose-free ReddiWhip!

Rave said...

Well, it sounds more like you are meringue......egg whites (heart healthy), beaten (ya gots kids, right?), lightly sweetened with sugar (diabetic friendly) and baked (tired most of the time).

So yeah, I'd say you are meringue.