10 Trashy FAILures Who Need to Get Their Sh*t Together
41 minutes ago
He: I didn't shave today. Do I look okay to go out in public?
Me: You look fine.
He: But, you put on makeup and everything.
Me: Are you worried that I look so good I'll make you look frumpy?
He: Well, you *did* go and lose your gut...
Me: *He noticed!*
(Thank you treadmill and WiiFit!)