When You Spend Too Much Time On Your Phone
4 hours ago
He: I didn't shave today. Do I look okay to go out in public?
Me: You look fine.
He: But, you put on makeup and everything.
Me: Are you worried that I look so good I'll make you look frumpy?
He: Well, you *did* go and lose your gut...
Me: *He noticed!*
(Thank you treadmill and WiiFit!)