True stories... only funnier.
... is what I am today!It's Roses' birthday;She's forty-two;Now, it's timeFor a poem from you!***Roses is older;Her day is all through;Older, but smilingTo have friends such as you!(Even Bob.)
With love, from
From Hapkido:No need for boredom or fear/Nor cause for jabs or jeer/For Hapkido, you see/On your birthday foretells glee:/Either RonnyEngrish's proses/Will more than entertain Roses/Or banned from Crunch Time he'll be!:-P
From Elisson:I was in my car;I gave myself a lift,To go buy RosesA birthday gift.And while driving on my missionTo buy a gift for Roses,I noticed all the motoristsWith fingers in their noses.What were they seeking?Were they mining for gold?Car windows are transparent,Or so I am told.So as you driveWith finger up nostril,Know that others can see youAnd think you're a wastrel.Booger-hunting while driving -It just isn't done.Not by Mr. DebonairAt Blog d'Elisson.
From vw bug:A birthday poem imposeson my sense of rhyme.Hopefully this for RosesIs at least worth a dime.She wants to see vw bugincluded in this mess.It deserves a hugfor all this stress.
Roses, Roses, lots of us knowsesHow you really feel.A birthday--it's true--is when God sticks it to youAnd damn yer old--FORTY TWO!But don't feel too bad,Grab some Screw U Heaven'Cause Thumper you see,Just turned FORTY SEVEN.Happy Birthday! :)
Short but sweet birthday greetings:Roses ain’t red,And Roses ain’t blue,‘Cause she has birthday wishesFrom Mrs. Who!Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
While practicing esoteric yoga posesI realized it's the birthday of Roses.In a flash and a fit and a flurryI uncoiled in too much of a hurry.And realized that smell was NOT my toeses.
I, Misplaced Flatus, herewith send my treat --A birthday wish to the rosy girl petite.So here's my verse I pray you won't delete:"Roses by another name would smell ass sweat."(I even ran this through spell checker -- just to make sure it was 100% correct.)
Yeah...uhhh....these guys rock, I, can't, yeah....So instead I'll break my "vacation" rule and leave a comment saying I hope you had a wonderful birthday.....
Sorry I'm late, but I pontificate,I missed your Birthday, that's true,But if I may be bold, I don't think you're old,Your'e a very young forty-two.
Seriously - no way I can rhyme.Happy Birthday!! Hope it was a great one!! :)
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