Groggy Morning Conversation
The husband likes to try to get me to talk after I've fallen asleep. He thinks it's a hoot to hear what I say. Apparently, my humor generator runs even when I'm unconscious...
Me: I was half-asleep when you came to bed last night. Did I make some crack about the cat being smarter than you?
He: Yes, you did.
Me: Was it at least funny?
He: It was very funny... to the cat.
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We run a variation on that round here. I don't hear entirely most things he says, so I get bizarre mental movies from the most benign statements:
He: "You want me to save you this muffin?"
My Ears Heard: "You want me to shave this puffin?"
My Mind Sez:"Oooh! Naked birdlike thing."
Me: "Sure, that would be a neat thing to see."
He: "Okay... what did you hear THIS time?"
Cats have a twisted sense of humor. I wouldn't entirely believe them. :-P
leeann: I hear you. Really.
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