True stories... only funnier.
I have a headache, I'm tired, and I'm hormonal. And not necessarily in that order.Talk amongst yourselves while I get some aspirin, a nap, and a world without any other people in it.
With love, from
*Shh. Maybe we can go through her liquor cabinet while she snoozes.*
Take ibruprophen (?) you know, Advil, Motrin. That helps with hormones better then Tylenol.Go take a nap sweetie, Mrs. Who and I are going to 'clean' out your cabinets.
::tiptoes in with martini shaker::Did someone say free booze?
If all the alcohol is gone when I wake up, there damned well better be lots of chocolate left behind!
::Gingerly places Godiva box on coffee table::::Bolts towards the door with ninja-like speed & stealth::
:::offers up some vodka slush:::You might still have a headache, but you won't care...
I resemble this post...
*Leaves a yummy Mudslide for Roses for when she awakes.*
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