Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Apples to Apples

A good apple sent this to me:

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is willing to do the work to earn something good, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the snot out of them until they turn into something acceptable enough to have dinner with.

6 comments:

Richmond said...

So very true...

Thumper said...

LOL...I should know better than to read your blog when I have food in my mouth. Thank you for making me choke... :)

Anonymous said...

I honestly love this theory......yeah. I just wish I believed it....

Tammi

Roses said...

Tammi: You need to stomp harder on those grapes.

Lee Ann said...

I need to show this to my hubby! It would explain so much for him. ;)

Lemon Stand said...

LOL! GAWD! I LOVE COMING TO YOUR BLOG!