Boy Speak

An honest-to-goodness answer to my question of how Elder Son scraped his knee:

"I was like koosh! and then pphupht! and he went awwwww! phoof! Then I was like ugh!"



(Translation: There was loose gravel when he raced another boy through the playground. He took a corner too fast and slid into the brick wall. )

(What? Didn't you get that?)