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Him: You okay in there? I'm hearing odd noises.

Me, in the kitchen:

🎶Tater, tater, taters

Don't make me wait for laters

Give me mashed potaters

Now🎵

Roses at 5:38 PM

Roses: My name is Roses. I am a recovering radio DJ who graduated college at age 52. I kept my student ID in the same wallet pocket as my AARP card because the contrast amused me greatly.

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