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Friday, August 22, 2025

Didn't Respond

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You might be pleased to hear that Tomorrow Me handled things brilliantly.  And All Of Me is still gainfully employed.
Thursday, August 21, 2025

Don't Respond

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It is sometimes hard to convince Today Me not to respond to my boss' late-in-the-day annoying emails. Even knowing Tomorrow Me will be l...
Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Old Lady Collections

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The young man two cubicles away asked sheepishly, "Do any of you happen to have a plastic fork?" "Do I?!?" I cackled man...
Monday, July 28, 2025

Radio Reunion

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A few weeks ago, the radio station I used to work for began running announcements promoting its 70th anniversary. Past and present staff mem...
Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Stranger Than Fiction

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Coworker 1 walking toward me: Hey, Stranger! Me to Coworker 2 walking next to Coworker 1: He and I have met, but he knows I'm strange.
Monday, July 21, 2025

Working Up an Appetite

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The Husband and I have been treating ourselves to fudgicles and ice cream over the past few weeks. We had the following conversation Sunday ...
Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Poor Support Systems

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There are two things that never cheer me up when I'm struggling: Facebook and my boss Knowing this, I nonetheless insist on trying to sq...
Tuesday, June 10, 2025

The One With the Live Stream

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The garden hose has no nozzle, so I placed my thumb across its mouth to aim water into the garden. The Husband watched in silence as I moved...
Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Placement

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The Husband and I are walking through Target. Me: Oo! Office supplies! He: No, honey, this is kitchen storage. Me: Not if I put it on my des...
Thursday, May 22, 2025

Retired for Five Days Post Mortem

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I think this experiment was a fail. With unlimited time and permission, I was almost always at a loss for what to do. Apparently, I thrive w...