Card Carrying Member

For Christmas, one of my coworkers gave the rest of us gift cards to her favorite take-out bistro down by the river. We've all been waiting for our schedules to line up on a day with good weather. Tomorrow will be that day.

Co 1: I'm not sure where I put my gift card. But I'll find it by tomorrow. 

Co 2: Mine is at home. I just have to remember to bring it.

Me: I've been carrying mine around since the day I got it.

Co 2: The way you said that kinda makes it sound like you think you're better than the rest of us.

Me: And that's exactly the way it was intended.