Hello, is it me you're looking for?

The Husband and I had gotten separated, so I had to backtrack through the store to find him.

I paced the aisle looking up and down each row, and a store employee walking toward me could clearly see I was searching for something.  As we passed, neither of us slowing, we had this exchange:

She: Are you finding everything okay today?

Me: Everything but my husband.

She: Well, good luck with that one.