Simon('s Cat) & Garf(ield)unkel

(To the tune of "The Sounds of Silence")

Hello Kitty my old friend.
You've come to bother me again.
Into my bedroom you come
creeping.
You always wake me when I am
sleeping.

"The food! in my cat dish is almost gone!"
::casual yawn::

Whiskers.

Meow.

Then silence.