Overheard in the past 24 hours in the Ack! Thbbbt! House
(Dialogue delivered rapid-fire over dinner.)
He: Been feeling pretty good lately.
Me: Do you think it's the vitamins you've been taking?
He: That, and the sun has been out.
Me: That *is* nice.
He: Yeah, the snow has melted and no one uncovered the body.
Me: "The" body. Just one? Must've been a slow winter.
***
(Dialogue delivered somewhat slurred after I followed The Husband into the basement.)
He: Are you drunk on half a glass of wine?
Me: I think I *am* a little tipsy. I didn't remember our house having a spiral staircase.
***
I feel like there should be a third humorous conversation here.
But sadly I don't have another.
Do you have one to add here? Post it in a comment!
4 comments:
hee hee the spiral staircase!
Coworker: Can you bring this script over to Boss when you go over? The printer across the floor is broken.
I call Boss.
Me: I'm charging an export tariff for this script since courier service isn't in my job responsibilities. By the way this is the worst script you'll ever get.
Boss: It's tarrifable!
Me: just for that joke I won't charge the tariff.
That pun is tarrifable!
Your boss and I would get along famously! :-)
B to our kid: At horse riding lessons, do you hang on to the horn? We always used to hang on to the horn.
Me: Horses don't have horns!
B: The saddle! The horn on the saddle!
Horses don't have horns?
Then how do you honk when another horse cuts you off?
:snorts and runs away::
Post a Comment