"It's my birthday. And I wanted one. So I got one."
The Husband turned to Elder Son. "Your mother has lost it."
Elder Son watched silently as I slowly touched the matching sparkly wand to my head. He said, "I see nothing out of the ordinary."
Elder Son gave me a hug and left the room.
I told The Husband, "I'm his Fairy Oh-My-Godmother. "
I'm 50 today.
I'm seriously considering wearing the tiara to classes at the university this morning.