Elder Son is about to leave the house with his clothes covered with light blonde cat fur.
Me: Tell everyone your girlfriend has really short hair.
He: I tell people my girlfriend is like my Xbox. I don't have an Xbox.
Me: Tell them your girlfriend is like your Xbox. You have to go to your buddy's house to use it.
He: I learned I shouldn't tell your jokes in front of other people.
Me: *I* shouldn't tell my jokes in front of other people.
He: You shouldn't tell your jokes in front of *me*!
He's got a point. :-)