Tuesday, August 23, 2011

"It's the plumber. He's come to fix the sink." - Parrot

He:  Did you know our plumber moonlights as a stand-up comic?
She:  That would explain why our water tastes funny.


(Thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Tip your waitress.)

4 comments:

Oblivious Beast said...

*groan*

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?

Did that clown taste funny to you?

vw bug said...

*double groan*

you oPUN your mouth again and I might have to PUNish you.

Harvey said...

And I thought I was the only one who remembered old Electric Company skits.

For the unenlightened:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTEeJE3tzDE

Roses said...

Harvey, I thought we established long ago (with purple pandas) that you and I watched all the same PBS shows as kids. ;-)

FWIW: I sometimes *still* quote "We are out of sweet rolls."