Because I care *that* much

Co-worker was crossing the street moments before the light turned.  He had to run.
"Run, Frank!  Run!" I hollered.  As he panted up to me, I sighed.  "Whew!  For a moment there, I was afraid I was gonna have to..."
"Dart into traffic and push me to safety?"
"No, I was gonna pull out my phone and..."
"Call 9-1-1?"
"No, I was gonna video tape it for insurance purposes."
"NO!  CALL 9-1-1 FIRST!"

Geez, you try to help a guy, and all he does is yell at you.
::shrug::