Wednesday, September 08, 2010

PO'd

After years of asking nicely, throwing fits, and breaking down into tears, I have finally gotten the males in this house to stop peeing on the toilet seat.

Now...

How do I get them to stop peeing on the floor around the toilet?

Anyone?
Bueller?

5 comments:

Andy said...

You can do what my wife did. Send 'em outside.

They're equipped for it, ya' know.

Shanna said...

Make them sit and pee. I wish I could tell you the secret to making that happen but I have friends who have their males trained to sit and pee. I unfortunately just get to keep cleaning the floor and the walls. ;)

Thumper said...

Rig up a battery so that when they oee on the floor, they get a shock. Sure, they'll pee more initially, and probably on the walls and on themselves, but they'll stop peeing on the floor in short order...

Anonymous said...

Time for *them* to start cleaning the bathrooms. With their toothbrush, if they keep it up.

Roses said...

Oh, Thumper!

LSHIP! (Laugh So Hard I Peed )