Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Putting up a big front.

Dunno where this thought came from, but...

What if breasts grew like hair?  What if you could grow them or trim them back to any size you wanted? 
If you wanted, say, something larger for swimsuit season, you could grow them out for summer and then trim them down when school started.  Or, if you required something smaller like for sporting events, you could grow them back later.

The only problem would be that they'd continue to grow... like hair.  You'd have to routinely maintain them, make monthly cosmetic surgery appointments.  And you know those wouldn't be cheap.

Given the pros and cons, would it be worth it, ladies?

Just curious.
Guys, you can chime in.
Go...

7 comments:

Andy said...

Roses, I can honestly say that in 51 years of thinking, that thought never crossed my mind.

las794 said...

Sounds fabulous--I'd have a flattop! (or flat-front) No more sweat in unpleasant places! :D

Dani said...

I'd love mine to be a more managaeable size. I'd be all for it!

The Gray Monk said...

All of the great apes, except us, onl develop breasts while feeding young. I think evolution tool a strange turn there somewhere ladies ....

vw bug said...

Never has that thought crossed my mind. And I LOL'd in my sister's ear because I read it while waiting for her to answer the phone. I have thought about making mine smaller but something to have it both ways. Honestly... I'd go for it.

Mrs. Who said...

Umm...no...I have trouble finding time for getting my hair cut, and most of the time cut my own...hate to see what I'd do to my chest...

Cellar Door said...

Don't we have enough to deal with?