Yes. We really are like this. Every day.

I don't remember the conversation leading up to it, but I'm pretty sure someone (me) had insulted The Husband's husbandhood:

He:  You may not believe this, but *I*, unlike many men, like my wife.
Me:  (shrug)  I dunno.  I think plenty of men like your wife.

::rimshot::
::she bows::

Thank you!  I'll be here all week!