Tuesday, February 17, 2009

... and shove it.

The caller asked for my help navigating our station website.
I had guided her through only a few mouse clicks when my commercial break ended and I needed to give the weather. I told her to hang on a moment, set the phone on the countertop, opened the mic, and gave the forecast (which calls for several inches of snow over the next few days).
Once I'd started the next feature, I picked up the phone. Apparently, my caller had been listening...

Me: Are you still there?
She: Yeah. You know what you can do with your lousy snow, dontcha?
Me: Uh. Shovel it?

1 comment:

Bob said...

There's not an "L" of a lot of difference between shove and shovel, is there?