The "Duh" Moment of the Day

I work upstairs from a newspaper.
Circulation got a call yesterday from one of their paper boys that his newspaper bundle never arrived. So, circulation called the bundle delivery guy.

"Sure, I dropped off his papers," the bundle guy said. "I left them right next to the garbage cans."

Yup.
The whole bundle of brand new newspapers had been recycled.

Dufus.