True stories... only funnier.
... they both can agree on the same brand of toothpaste.And if...... one of them can friggin' remember how to squeeze the tube properly!*sheesh*
With love, from
I totally gave up on that over 20 years ago. Now the rule is if you touch MY toothpaste, I will allow the kitties to lick YOUR toothbrush. And I will not tell you until after you brush.
We have a saying in this house...."It's toothpaste."Here's the background story....A couple had been married for many many years. In their many years of marriage, the wife would always squeeze the toothpaste from the middle. This angered the husband. "Why can't she squeeze the tube from the bottom? Like normal people??" Then the wife died.The elderly gentleman said, 'I would never have argued over toothpaste if I had only known how little time we had. It seems silly now. After all, it's only toothpaste. I miss her."So now, when something is trivial, we say 'It's toothpaste.'
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