Friday, October 31, 2008

Are you funnier than... burglars?!?

Different kind of game this week!
There's no right or wrong answer because there was no conversation.
This news story was just begging for some puns...
Have at it!

A local business owner opened up business Monday morning to find his bowling alley had been burglarized. Items were stolen. Property damaged. No one arrested.

You finish the story.

Pull out your best bowling puns and leave them in the comments!
Here's a start: So far, police can't find anyone to "pin" it on.

Go!

4 comments:

Max said...

Owner is dismayed that his balls are among the items taken.

Max said...

=sigh= 'tis Thumper, not that Psychokitty...

Roses said...

Thumper: Pretty darned funny that your cat might've been concerned for the owner's balls, though. Just sayin'...

Bob said...

But the police investigator concluded that it must have been a bowling "alley cat" burglar.