Monday, February 04, 2008

Dear responsible dog guy

We like you and your dog.
Your girlfriend? Not so much.

When you bought the house next door, the first thing you did before parking the U-Haul in the driveway was dig a trench around the entire property and install your invisible fence. We knew you were going to be a good dog owner. Your dog's care and safety are important to you.

But dude...

When your girlfriend comes home from work at 4am, she lets your dog out for an hour while she does whatever she does indoors.

And your dog howls.
Outdoors.
At 4am.
For. An. Hour.

Please train one of them to behave better.

5 comments:

Mrs. Who said...

Record the dog howling. Then after she lets it back in at 5:00 AM, wait about 20 minutes (I'm assuming girlfriend is going to sleep), play the recording. Under her window. Then the dog inside will start howling too. Fun for all!!

HapKiDo said...

Mrs. Who is more creative than I am. I was going to suggest a well-pumped BB gun & a careful aim.

No, not for the pooch...

Richmond said...

Oh! I like both of those ideas. :)

Priscilla said...

We actually did that to a neighbor of ours. He worked nights as his dog barked continuously, all night. All night. We called animal control, the police, everything.

Not only did we play his dog barking all day but my boys played loudly, in the street, in front of his house.

It worked by the way. Beautifully.

lakecountymotorist.com said...

The last sentence in your post is high-larious!! I'm sorry the b*tch is bothering you. Whichever one the b*tch may be.