Sunday, August 26, 2007

Door's Open - C'mon in!

The husband feels the need to drag me around the state in a tent again this year.
Nevermind that we've had more rainfall in this one month than any other month in recorded history.

If that wasn't enough, he's going to hit me over the head with his mother on the way home.
(Dang, where'd I leave my flogging gear?)

Keep yourselves entertained while I'm out.
Some one should be enjoying themselves at least.

11 comments:

Contagion said...

Real tent or a fake tent?

Real tents are made of canvas and don't have floors. Fake Tents are nylon and once they catch fire are gone in .3 seconds.

jaj said...

Oooooo. Try to have a good time? Just think happy thoughts - like root canals or something.

chlorinejenny said...

I'm very very sorry.

I too have a hubby who likes nothing better than sleeping on the ground and eating burnt hot dogs while smelling like a dirty wet horse for weeks at a time.

Good luck, and I hope you can survive the trauma!

...Now, who around here brought the Margarita mix? Party at Roses while she's gone!

HapKiDo said...

Roses, Roses, Roses. You know I check your blog all the time. Why leave yourself so open? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

::Storms in with herd of face-licking cows::

So, uh, would you think it's fair to say her husband is pitching a tent? ha ha

::Ducks behind riot shield::

Mrs. Who said...

When you get back, you'll need to see this:

http://www.houseofzathras.com/?p=732

chlorinejenny said...

Sorry about the chandelier swinging. Er, and the stair diving incident. It was all Hapkido's fault. Send the bill to him!

HapKiDo said...

CJenny,
That had nothign to do with me! I, uh, darn it! May as well say it was my fault & beg womankind's for forgiveness.

We'll all forget, for a second, that my friggin' name is Hapkido...

Lemon Stand said...

As long as your husband is doing the pitching, the cooking and the responsibility of keeping you warm at night then all should be good...

Otherwise, might I suggest a bullwhip? Just saying... :o)

Richmond said...

Oh boy....

Roses said...

Contagion: That's like asking me if I stepped in horse poop or cow poop. In either case, it still stinks.
However, at least now I know that a little "accident" with the Bic lighter, and all my problems will be gone in .3 seconds

Jaj and Lemon Stand: I tried really hard, but I just couldn't work with four straight hours of heavy downpour. Frak.

ChlorineJenny: Is there any marguarita mix left?

Hapkido: Okay, that answers the question of whether it was horse or cow poo.

Richmond: You can say that again.

Mrs. Who: Thank you! Just what I needed to pick me up after this weekend. (It wasn't just a pity vote, was it?)

And whoever was responsible for the chandelier, thanks. We were going to rip that down and put up a ceiling fan anyway. So, one less thing...

Mrs. Who said...

Pity vote??? I'm so insulted. Don't make me come over there and take it back from you! lol