Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Random 12-year-old

He: Wow! You need to comb your hair, dontcha?

Me: Really, son? Judging by your hairstyle, I didn't know you were aware we have combs in the house.

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He: Marriage is like a Slurpie. The first couple of sips you're thinking, "Hey, this is pretty good!" And then it hits you. (Places palm on forehead, gives a brain-freeze grimace) "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

(Updated to add: I have since learned that this joke belongs to comedian Jeff Dunham.)

2 comments:

Richmond said...

Hahahahaha!!! Brain Freeze - that explains a lot!

vw bug said...

LOL!!!