Sorry, wrong number

Me: (answering phone) Good morning!

She: Hi! Can I talk to Wendy, please?

Me: I'm afraid you can't. We don't have any Wendys here.

She: I'm sorry. I have the wrong number.

Me: Well, can I interest you in anyone else?

She: (giggling) Only if I can trade up!

Me: I dunno. Wendy is pretty special. I'm not sure we've got anything better than Wendy.

She: Thank you anyway.

Me: You're welcome. Better luck next time!

(click)

I'm lots of fun when you call my house by mistake.