Sunday, November 12, 2006

Let's make fun of fast food.

Crystal's post about fast food service (warning: some language may be strong) reminded me of one of my favorite fast food experiences...

Standing in line at nameless fast food restaurant, I overhear the patron in front of me ask the clerk, "What's on a Bacon Swiss Cheeseburger?"

And in my head, the voices say, "Well, one would guess bacon, swiss cheese, and a burger. Ya think?"

But apparently I'm wrong, because the clerk replies, "I'm not sure. Let me check."




(Yes, I'm aware that the conversation was most likely regarding the condiments, but go with me... My translation is funnier.)

4 comments:

loria said...

OMG!!!! some people

Rave said...

I absolutely cracked up when I read Crystal's post a few weeks ago.
And your guy asking what's on the BSCB? Yeah, priceless....
my response is usually, order what you want on it anyway, you moron!

But the clerk not knowing what's on it? heheh- yeah, definately a 'would you like fries with that?' mentality!!

sticks said...

I once had to return a McDonald's hamburger because when I went to take a bite, it felt really, really light. About a 1/4 pound light. Yeah, they forgot to put the burger on my burger.

Roses said...

Sticks! OMG! I used to work with a woman who was a vegetarian... She LOVED to order Big Macs without the patties! I bet you got her burger!